The Gym Douche Diaries Entry 1

Posted by on Sep 15, 2014 in Fitness & Adventure | 0 comments

Dear diary,

Here’s how it’s goin down, today. I’ma put on my Tom Cruise Ray Bans, my gold chain, and my white v-neck t-shirt. Then I’ma put on 25 squirts of Polo cologne. I’ll strut into the gym, get on the stairmaster right next to Tony Huston, whip out my cell phone, and yell my business while “working out” on the lowest speed possible. Everyone will look at me and think I’m AWESOME!!

Douchefully yours,

The Gym Douche

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